Старая шутка, которая выглядит особенно хорошо в свете последних событий во Франции.Q: How do you tell the difference between Democrats, Republicans, andSoutherners?A: Pose the following question:Youre walking down a deserted street with your wife and two smallchildren. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes around thecorner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, andcharges.You are carrying a Glock 40, and you are an expert shot. You have mereseconds before he reaches you and your family.What do you do?Democrat Answer:Well, thats not enough information to answer the question!Does the man look poor or oppresed? Have I ever done anything to himthat would inspire him to attack?Could we run away?What does my wife think?What about the kids?Could I posibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out ofhis hand?What does the law say about this situation? Does the Glock haveappropriate safety built into it? Why am I carrying a loaded gunanyway, and what kind of mesage does this send to society and to mychildren?Is it posible hed be happy with just killing me? Does he definitelywant to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away whilehe was stabbing me?Should I call 9-1-1?Why is this street so deserted?We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this ahappier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for afew days and try to come to a consensus.Republican Answer:BANG!Southerners Answer:BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!BANG! click....(sounds of reloading).BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!BANG! click.Daughter: Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips??

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