Меня сегодня назвали Mis Diplomat :) Diplomat: A person who tells you to get lost in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip. ;) Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.Opportunist: A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a riverOptimist: A person who while falling from Eiffel tower says in midway See I am not injured yet.

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